i'M a WaLkInG cOnTrAdIcTiOn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

United Kingdom

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This is where I upload my art, mainly consisting of my character development for my fantasy series, Werewolved: Unleashed. Need to get my ass back to writing it one day XD until then, there is always concept art!!! :3


Current Mood: Life is a partayy!!
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal, Rock, Alternative, Glam Rock :3
Favourite style of art: MANGA, Anime, Doujinshi
Operating System: Windows 7 - I HATE VISTA!!! ¬_¬
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Favourite cartoon character: TOOOOOO many to choose from >.<

Quotes:
Like an exotic beast, I only speak through DANCE

*No Food or Drink!!!* or your feed will shrivel and fall from your as DUST!!

NO FOOD OR DRINK! I MEAN IT!! My vengeance shall be as swift as it is terrifying!!

great supine, protoplasmic invertebrate jelly!

Winter is Coming <3

I wash my hands of this weirdness

oh! hello open window? have you see my motivation? ..whats that?... you have! where is it then?...oh...right...cheeerrrrssssss

Dear Chicken, I am so very, dearly sorry. I love you very much, however tonight I have cheated on you with chicken style quorn pieces...I hope you can forgive me and we can go back to having hot, sticky, tastey time together again...I love you, for forever and always xxxx

1: there is a line, and i feel the line has been crossed, and now im going to curl up and cry lol
2: we're all in the same boat man XD
1: well i wish the boat would catch fire and explode in a shower of amnesia

I'm plotting your demise... with your own beard!

Because to TMI fans, hands mean so much more ♥

One must always be prepared for Herondales.

when one finds inspiration, one must seize it!

Put on something cheesy. I want the musical equivalent of a four cheese pizza with extra cheese!! ..OH! and dont forget the stuffed crust!

I'm a bad influence...but in a good way.

ahahhh -that's not creepy....

Whereeth Beeth Thee?

Damn, your wit is on fire tonight!
...Must be the peri peri! *thumbs up*

Thou shalt salute the V

Connoisseur of Blue Magics :3

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

No Diggory Vampires do not sparkle 20 points from Hufflepuff

Theres no need to clarify my snap the implication was clear in the snap itself

Magnus: She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I've got an eighteen year-old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn't.
Alec: As the person being objectified, I ... object to that description of me.

“Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—”
“I said mostly extinct.”
Alec jabbed a finger toward him.
“Mostly extinct,” he said, his voice trembling with rage, “is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”
“I see,” said Jace. “I’ll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from ‘almost extinct’ to ‘not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”

“I am a man,” he told her, “and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”
“Brown?” Isabelle made a face.
“Brown is a manly color,” said Jace, and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle’s hair with his free hand. “In fact, look – Alec is wearing it.”
Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. “It was black,” he said. “But then it faded."

WHO CALLS UPON THE HIGH WARLOCK?

Cassie: When does Godfrey get here?
Don: (who knows everything): I’ll have to check my schedule.
Kevin: Yeah, when does my boyfriend get here?
Everyone: Your boyfriend’s really hot.
Kevin: Also tall. I will have to stand on an apple crate.
Cassie: There are many people in this world who would be happy to stand on that apple crate.

“My name is Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern. I had a father but he is dead. I have a mother but she is dead to me. I have a brother and I will bind him to me. I have a sister and I will teach her to love me. My name is Jonathan, but everyone calls me Sebastian. And I am going to burn down the world.”

when you’re home alone and you randomly belt out the demon pox song...

Rach: Threesum with Stark and Banner, mud wrestling match between Thor and Cap'an America and British off between Hawkeye and Loki...
Sophie: DAMMMMNNNNNNNNN.
Callum White: Giggity

The thighs, the biceps, the pectorals and the abs....whats a girl to do?
The Avengers were made for women. Fact.

Sophie: indubitably!
Charlie: you use that word at odd moments
Sophie: overuse of such an epic word reduces its epicness
Charlie: such was the fate of the word epic

Charlie: The cheek on this firey little northern bird

stan lee is bruce lees nerdy brother

HEY, whats green and makes noise? what? the incredible hulk!! feeling fabulouuusssss!!!!!

andd its swinging spider off to a head start, followed by shakey thumbs and sweaty controller, but whats this? moving up fast on the outside, gunna fail this level. its swinging spider, shakey thumbs, gunna fail this level, sweaty controller it could be anybodies race here, as they come down the final stretch, it looks like trouble!

Thingeys and doodaas loveee the technical terminology sue xD

LLAMA!!!!!!!!! :3

Will: I'm a magician not a miracle worker!
Sophie: Come back when you're a miracle worker!!! XD

Bacon is the food of gods. Indeedy. Soo good, it may just BE a god "I eat a god, like a boss, cooked like a sir!"

you're wearing tights...i cant take a man seriously in tights...unless he's dancing

the north has henceforth traveled to the midlands and corrupted the south

oh wikipedia, how i salute thee!! ♥

Equivalent Exchange

Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!!!

"Have I handled the situation entirely wrongly?"
"Yes. You have behaved, I would go so far as to say, Badly. I suggest a well-crafted apology and an extended session of abject groveling."
"I am NOT a groveler!!.....Grovel, you say..?"
"Yes, Grovel, My Lord."

Dwarves are not suppose to be that hot

I love dogs! Dogs embody loyalty; they obey their master commands above all else; be a jerk to them and they won't complain; and they never once beg for a single pay cheque! trust me fury thy are the great servants of man!! Oh loyal canine how we salute thee!!

Semi-soup: its not quite soup, but its nearly there

You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every di-REC-tion that we are all CHOKING on your secondhand smoke! *snap snap*

What do you think this is?! ... Shakespeare in the park? Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes??

may the little yellow boxes be with you!

*runs around chasing people with arms open wide*

Nandolishious chickenfest!!!

You have reached the live model decoy of tony stark, please leave a message... - its urgent! - then leave it urgently... - mr stark - breach! security breach! - hi phil! - phil? Its phil now? His first name is agent

Sophie: I got put in a handbag
Rach: when
Sophie: yesterday
Rach: how
Sophie: I was on skype on an Ipad
Rach: lol

~24 hours previously~

Sophie: Put me down!
Charley: You're too low there
Sophie: then put me on your chair!
Charley: In the handbag!!
Sophie: oh dear....

Sophie: There is metaphorical biscuit. They are teasing me and waving this biscuit around just out of my reach.
Rachel: Join the dark side, we have cookies
Sophie: There are two ends of this metaphor: one is a crappy 20p cookie style biscuit, the other is a fresh cookie from the bakery that's still warm.
Rachel: Arent all cookies evil?
Sophie: NO! The real dark side has the fresh cookies, they are the true evil! the crappy cookies are just posers, trying to be evil but really they get scared at the thought of being tickled by a feather.
Rachel: LOL
Sophie: They harnis the power of their soft gooey innards!! >:3

Hell hath no fury like a Magnus scorned

“Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?” asked Jace.
“It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.”
“As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,” said Simon.
“I knew we should have left you a rat.”

“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?”
Jace said, “Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.”
…”At least,” she said, “you don’t have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.”
“Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”

The awkward moment when a "straight" boybander is as sparkly as Magnus Bane, gayest warlock ever.

"I’m playing a game called “let’s try to dress up as Magnus Bane half an hour before people show up to trick or treat” …I just have a lot of glitter on me it’s not going well...guess it’s not as normal in real life to tell someone you want to be a freewheeling bisexual warlock for halloween...

*Currently dressed up as Magnus in the school lounge.*
1: ...this electric blue liquid eyeliner is amazing. It hasn't budged in my three hour emotional crying spree.
2: So, wait, are you a gogo dancer?
1: Well I'm certainly not Ragnor Fell, the exotic dancer.
2: Wait, what?
3: *suddenly walks in*
1: *stares*
3: *stares then looks at self*...I need to reglitter...
1: I've got this.

*conversation about Magnus Bane*
Zach: He...glitters? Laaaaaaaaame.
Sophie: nooo he WEARS glitter besides, Magnus was invented years before Edward Cullen so he owns sparkle rights :3
Zach: Nobody should WANT to own sparkle rights. You know what sparkles? Disney stuff and barbie dolls.
Sophie: I WANT SPARKLE RIGHTS!!! *jumps in the air while dramatically throwing around glitter* x3
Zach: I'm getting my axe...
Sophie: *squee* yay! kindness!! <3 (Zach's axe is called kindness :3 its awesome!)

Pulvis et Umbra Sumus

You are not trivial

“... We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles."
"That's not precisely true, is it?" said a velvety voice. It was Magnus Bane, wearing a long and glittering coat, multiple hoops in his ears, and a roguish expression. Clary had no idea where he'd come from. "You lot have used the help of warlocks on more than one occasion in the past, and paid handsomely for it too."
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.”

“Where's Magnus?" he said. As he looked toward the kitchen, Clary saw a bruise on his jaw, below his ear, about the size of a thumbprint.
"Alec!" Magnus came skidding into the living room and blew a kiss to his boyfriend across the room. Having discarded his slippers, he was barefoot now. His cat's eyes shone as he looked at Alec.

“Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.”

“Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah."
Clary slid in next to him onto the bed and hugged a pillow. "Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?"
"Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it."
Clary smiled faintly. "So your inner vampire is Magnus?”

Rach: think you might wanna stick it on for one last look of that body
Soph: but his shirt isnt off tonight. and there will always be youtube
Rach: it will be open for the performance or the last dance and true lol
Soph: open isnt off enough!!

“Instead of replying, Alec reached down and took Magnus's hands. Magnus let Alec pull him to his feet, a questioning look in his eyes. Before he could say anything, Alec drew him closer and kissed him. Magnus made a soft, pleased sound, and gripped the back of Alec's shirt, rucking it up, his fingers cool on Alec's spine. Alec leaned into him, pinning Magnus between the table and his own body. Not that Magnus seemed to mind.
'Come on,' Alec said against Magnus's ear. 'It's late. Let's go to bed.”

When you’re dressed like a Shadowhunter, every other costume seems horribly mundane.

Alex: what creeps the living jesus outta me is the idea of sharing the double bed with a bloke
Soph: oh I don't know, its not that bad always room for a good spoon! XD

Jamie: I hate rawtenstall so much. If ur guna start on me with 3 of ur mates as i walk out of lidl and make me throw my cheesy wrap on floor so i can throw u through a wall, at least back it up rather than running away. Waste of a beautiful cheesey pastry .
Sophie: T_T oh noess!! can it be saved?
Jamie: i threw it on the floor and went to punch some scrots....i didnt even check lol
Sophie: its probably still there, waiting for u!
Lee: it's risky going back for it though... They might be waiting with reinforcements!
Sophie: u forget. its rawtenstall. they're not smart enough to think of that
Josh: u also forget that this is no issue for captain ameribatspidermanhulkthorlogansurfersuperiron man!
Jamie: im not scared of reinforcements lol. im batman ill fuck em up! ...What Josh said XD

Cyril: *cleaning the bathroom* commmeee to daddy!
Sophie: ROTFLMAO xD
Cyril: *cooking in the kitchen* come to mammmyy!
Sophie: WTF!? >x<

Charlie: what you're doing?
Sophie: i'm 00:49 into a 09:19 video on innuendo bingo...
Charlie: innuendo bingo?
Sophie: innuendo bingoo
Charlie: innuendo bingooo!!
Sophie: innuennndOOoo... bingo!
Charlie: in whos endo?
Sophie: in your endo!
Charlie: in YOUR endo!!
Sophie: ...what is my life?! >.O

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